The Utterly Uninteresting & Unadventurous Tales of Fred - The Vampire Accountant
One fateful night – different from the night he died, which
was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with an old friend at his
high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events
thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with
chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient
dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive.” Because
even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.
Meet the Author
Drew Hayes is an aspiring author from Texas who has written
several books and found the gumption to publish a few (so far). He graduated
from Texas Tech with a B.A. in English, because evidently he’s not familiar
with what the term “employable” means. Drew has been called one of the most
profound, prolific, and talented authors of his generation, but a table full of
drunks will say almost anything when offered a round of free shots. Drew feels
kind of like a D-bag writing about himself in the third person like this. He
does appreciate that you’re still reading, though.
Drew would like to sit down and have a beer with you. Or a
cocktail. He’s not here to judge your preferences. Drew is terrible at being
serious, and has no real idea what a snippet biography is meant to convey
anyway. Drew thinks you are awesome just the way you are. That part, he meant.
Drew is off to go high-five random people, because who doesn’t love a good
high-five? No one, that’s who.
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